all is strange and vague

If you can’t be good, be smart.

BnB host on New Year’s Eve

It’s all about who gets what.. and who pays.

Papa, re: nuggets of political wisdom

M: How does mobile wifi work?

J: Well do you know how hotspotting works?

M: So.. the bus is a phone, and it talks to space.

J: Yes. The bus is a phone. And it talks to space.

I don’t concern myself with big what-ifs like that. It’s just 1) Is there mountain-biking? and 2) Where do we put the stuff

Simple J

it all falls down

2.5+ hr chats with @milaminor

dorkify me captain

S:

[City name] could be a pronoun but also mean something else.

M:

I think you mean a 'proper noun.'

R:

Well, it's important to have 'pro-per' pronunciation.

M:

Don’t you mean, the 'pro-per pronoun-ciation.'

The state of medicine in this country

(after annual physical checkup)

J: No blood work.

J: No check for testicular cancer.

J: No check for balance or hernia.

J: But he did ask me if I’m OK.

who says white people don’t have culture?

J, re: pregnancy test shadowboxes

(listening to the Hamilton soundtrack)

Me: I really wish I stuck with cello. It was just hard. Like I didn’t have enough hand strength for it or something.

J: Do you want me to teach you how to play the bass (guitar) real quick? I can teach you some stuff.

Me: No! I want to learn cello. It’s so sensual.

J: I know, it makes me want to fuck.

(At brunch)

Grandma: Do you like ice?

J: As an invention? Yes. In my water, no.